Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman Quotes
I hate how good that felt.
Alaric: They’re together. Bonnie and Enzo. They are together.
Damon: They’re together as in someone kidnapped Bonnie Bennett and brainwashed her into a relationship with Enzo, or…
It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.
Bonnie: Do you wanna talk about i--
Alaric: Nope.
Bonnie: Okay. Didn't think so.
Alaric: It's been so nice to hear her voice again. Thank you for allowing me to say goodbye.
Jo: Goodbye, Ric.
Everything is coming up Salvatore, so much so that I have decided to turn over a new leaf.
Damon
Alaric: She's been sleeping for 12 hours. That's normal, right?
Bonnie: Yesterday she was dead. Today she's alive. I'm not sure normal applies.
Damon: So, who's up for a little old fashioned hostage swap?
Alaric: Does agreeing to go mean you putting on pants?
Alaric: You wouldn't think it's weird that I'm trying to contact my fiance who's been dead for months?
Bonnie: Honestly, after everything we've experienced, it'd be weird if you weren't.
Alaric: Neither one of us should be here right now. We spent our lives dodging fate and beating the odds. But because we did I got to meet you, the most beautiful, hilarious, and intimidatingly brilliant woman I have ever known. You inspire me. You've shown me that happiness is something I can actually have in my life. And so, I promise to be with you and love you and to dodge fate with you for the rest of our lives.
Jo: Oh, god. That's a tough act to follow. Here goes. Alaric Saltzman, you are...
Jo: You haven't seen my dad, have you?
Alaric: No, but it's big of you to invite your attempted murderer to our wedding.
Alaric: What rhymes with battlefield clamp?
Jo: Divorce?
