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Damon is too arrogant to think his only friend would betray him.

Alaric: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Elena: What? Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.

I'm surprised you have time to call, what with all this Original sex you've been having?

You're on speaker phone, dick.

Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?

Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.

Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.

As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.

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