Alaric 'Rick' Saltzman Quotes
Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.
Stop trusting vampires!
Rebekah: You're supposed to be dead.
Alaric: I am.
Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.
Taking care of you and Jeremy has been the closest I've ever come to the life I've always wanted.
Jeremy: Don't give me some crap speech about how I need to be the man of the house.
Alaric: Okay. I won't.
You don't know who I am, Elena. You only know the weakest part of me.
Damon is too arrogant to think his only friend would betray him.
Alaric: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Elena: What? Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.
I'm surprised you have time to call, what with all this Original sex you've been having?
You're on speaker phone, dick.
Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?