You're on speaker phone, dick.

Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?

Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.

Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.

As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.

Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light?
Elena: Wait... what?

Alaric: You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didn’t mean it with him.

Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.

I think you found a way to get out of bed this morning and that makes you the strongest person I know.

Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.

Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo