You don't know who I am, Elena. You only know the weakest part of me.

Damon is too arrogant to think his only friend would betray him.

Alaric: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Elena: What? Damon. He thinks he's hilarious.

I'm surprised you have time to call, what with all this Original sex you've been having?

You're on speaker phone, dick.

Dr. Fell: I'm not crazy, Ric.
Alaric: Really, then what are you?

Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.

Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.

As far as I could tell, it’s a story. In simple, archaeological terms, it’s a really, really old story.

Alaric: Careful where you shine that thing. Bat hate the light?
Elena: Wait... what?

Alaric: You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didn’t mean it with him.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon