Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Alex Karev Quotes
Lexie: He solicited a patient for money.
Cristina: What are hooking now?
Alex: No my African kid thing.
If I do all of the logistical crap, I mean it's a project the hospital should fund, right?
Derek: Karev, what do you have?
Alex: 16 year old, dirt bike victim. GCS 15 reported before intubation.
Derek: Ok, on my count. Ready? 1...2...3.
Alex: I'm gonna scrub in.
Derek: So, he announces the merger, then he shuts himself in his office all day and refuses to talk to anybody.
Mark: This merger won't affect us. It's just a financial restructuring.
Derek: What do you think restructuring is? Cutting personnel. Are you prepared to lose all the good people? I'm not. Hey, tell Hunt he's good to go. I'll write up a consult later. I have to talk to Richard right now.
Alex: I can have sex!
Cristina: Are the hydraulics not working? I can write a script.
Alex: Find something to play with. Get your yayas out and leave me alone.
Cristina: Like battery-operated?
Alex: No, human.
Cristina: Human sex toy?
Alex: You asked.
Dude, you’re being weird. Get out of my car before you escalate.
It’s just us now.
Look at me. You got me. I'm not going anywhere except home with you.
You're a really good mom. You've been riding me all day, making sure I don't screw up. Crap, you've been doing it all these years. It sucks. It's annoying, but it's nice.
Alex: The fact that you were checking your texts while you were doing it is already sad.
Meredith: We have a special ring tone. Hey you want a special ring tone?
Alex: No.
Meredith: She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair.
Alex: You saw her? How did you see her?
Meredith: I didn't. I heard her voice. Her perky, happy, tall voice.
Maggie: I hate voices like that.
Alex: You can tell by the voice?
There ought to be some rule, you know? People who have been in a plane crash can't work on one.
