Alex Karev Quotes (Page 23)
Season 4, Episode 2: "Love/Addiction"
Alex: What's with her?
Meredith: Well, Mama Burke is here and we don't know why. My guess is that she's here to kill Cristina.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "A Change is Gonna Come"
Alex: I'm going over Callie's head to Bailey.
Cristina: Callie is over Bailey's head...
Meredith: Spiritually, Bailey's over everyone's head.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Alex: Callie's a bitch.
Izzie: Word!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Cristina: I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change.
Izzie: Traumas protocol, phone lists, pagers. The nurses will page you, you answer every page at a run. A RUN! That's rule number two... You're supposed to follow me!
Alex: The first shift starts now and lasts 36 hours. You're grunts, nobodies, the bottom of the surgical food chain. You run labs, write orders, work every second night until you drop. And you don't complain.
Meredith: On call rooms. Sleep when you can, where you can. You know, but not with anybody. Not attendings, especially not attendings. Sleeping with attendings, not a good idea. Where was I?
George: Er, rule number three. If you're sleeping, do not wake you unless the patient is actually dying.
Cristina: The dying patient better not be dead when I get there, because not only will you have killed someone, you will have woken me for no good reason. Are we clear? Yes?
Lexie: That was four rules. You said five.
Cristina: Rule number five. When I move, you move... Go!
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 24: "Didn't We Almost Have it All"
ADDISON: "You want Ava."
ALEX: "She's not Ava anymore. She's Rebecca and I barely know her."
ADDISON: [pauses] "Look at me. Look at me! You suck. To me, you suck. I kind of hate you. But Alex, you do not get unlimited chances to have the things we want. And this I know. Nothing is worse than missing an opportunity that could change your life. No matter what her name is, she'll always be Ava to you."
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
ADDISON: "I always find it confusing. If you know the bride AND the groom, which side do you sit on?"
ALEX: "I just try to find the hottest chick in the room and sit by her."
ADDISON: "Stop."
ALEX: "Do you want to ditch the reception and grab a drink?"
ADDISON: "Stop it. You don't want me."
ALEX: "Maybe I do."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 23: "Testing 1-2-3"
MEREDITH: "So are you going to give me an inspirational speech too?"
ALEX: "No."
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
ALEX: "That was a memory. That's what it's like sometimes. It doesn't always come back all at once, it can happen in bits and pieces."
JANE DOE: "Don't get all..."
ALEX: "Dude, your memory's coming back!"
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
JANE DOE: "She's got my dad's nose though. Girl's gotta have a big personality to pull off that nose. [pause] What?"
ALEX: "You remember your dad."
JANE DOE: "No. No, I don't."
ALEX: "You just said..."
JANE DOE: "I know, but I... I have no idea where that came from."
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 22: "The Other Side of This Life"
MARK: "Go ahead. I would love to have an excuse to lay you out."
ALEX: "I didn't do anything."
MARK: "Well, whatever you didn't do... sent Addison running for the hills."
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
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