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Alex Karev Quotes (Page 27)

Season 3, Episode 12: "Six Days (Part I)"

MARK: "What the hell is this, Karev? Vanilla? Are you trying to poison me, or are you just trying to make my day a little bit worse?"
ADDISON: "Mark!"
ALEX: "Coffee cart must have screwed up."
MARK: "No, if you can't handle coffee, you can't handle plastics. Maybe you ought to head back to the gynie squad where life is all squishy and pink."
ADDISON: "Squishy and pink though it may be, I have an amazing surgery today Karev, if you want in."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MARK: "Do you like wasting my time? Is it fun for you?"
ALEX: "No, sir."
MARK: "Then get it right."
ADDISON: "Do you like abusing interns? Is it fun for you?"
MARK: "Yes, it is. And in case you've forgotten, you don't get to high-horse me this week, Addison. Not this week." [leaves]
ALEX: "He's an ass."
ADDISON: "Not this week."
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "Hey, how's it going with Addison?"
ALEX: "She's doing well."
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 3, Episode 11: "Six Days (Part II)"

ALEX: "So you're together but you don't talk to each other. Wish I could find that in a woman."
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "Hey, how's it going with Addison?"
ALEX: "What? What do- what do y-you mean by that?"
CRISTINA: "What are you plotting and can I get in on it?"
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 3, Episode 10: "Don't Stand So Close to Me"

MEREDITH: "Izzie, you cut the LVAD wire and she stuck by you and did Denny's ECHO. Alex cheated on Izzie with syph nurse and she helped you study for your boards. And George, when everybody was calling you 007-"
GEORGE: "She was calling me 007." [leaves]
MEREDITH: "Just let her off the hook."
ALEX: "It's okay."
IZZIE: "Sorry."
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

ALEX: [to Cristina] "You're here? You haven't been kicked out of the program yet."
MEREDITH: "Alex."
CRISTINA: "No, not yet. I'm still here."
ALEX: "How did you do it? I mean, did you have some kinda signal in surgery so that the nurses wouldn't know? Or did you..."
MEREDITH: "Alex!"
ALEX: "What? I'm just wondering how to get ahead around here. Me? I get coffee for Sloan and Yang gets surgeries none of us would get."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Stevens. You are to-"
IZZIE: "Look and not touch or speak or breathe. I got it."
MARK: "So this is the crack team, huh?"
MIRANDA: "Feel free to take one."
MARK: "How about I take the one who doesn't touch, or speak or breathe?"
IZZIE: "Great."
ALEX: "Dammit."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

ALEX: "O'm calling it. It's mine."
GEORGE: "I have two brothers. I feel their pain."
IZZIE: "I would be great at watching this."
MIRANDA: "Zip it. All of you."
ALEX: "We're all on the case, right?"
MIRANDA: "Right."
GEORGE: "Yes!"
ALEX: "Awesome."
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0