Hey, you seen super douche around?

Alex: You think this kid makes you look good.
Jackson: I always look good.

For the millionth time, Jo and I are not into each other.

That girl turned me into a suicide risk.

I'm a homeowner now, I grew up.

Some of us have to overcome more than others.

Jo: Why do you keep calling me princess?
Alex: Have you seen yourself?

Alex: Meredith, I'm not going to potty train your kid.
Meredith: Sorry, you're right. Forget it.
Alex: Already did.

Alex: We need you back.
Arizona: I'm trying.
Alex: You know, Callie's trying too.

Alex: I slept with you.
Callie: And now I no longer sleep with men!

I'm sorry this happened to you and I'm sorry it made you hate me.

It should have been me on that plane.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

You almost died like men.


I miss my dad.