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Greys-anatomy

[whistles at Meredith] "A miserable, diseased, dirty ex-mistress? That's hot. I feel better already."

[to Meredith, about failing his boards] "If I tell Izzie, she'll be all supportive and... she might as well just rip my nads off and turn them into earrings."

CRISTINA: "You know, it's like there's a wall. The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons, and we're over here being-"
MEREDITH: "Suturing, code-running, lab-delivering penis minders."
ALEX: "I hate being an intern."

MEREDITH: "So anyway, the crap crime scene guy can't get out here 'til tomorrow, so I get to spend the night with my penis!" [pauses] "Alex, don’t say it."
ALEX: "It was too easy anyway."

ALEX: "My head hurts."
CRISTINA: "Maybe it's a tumor."
ALEX: "You wish I had a tumor."
CRISTINA: "I'd rip your face off if it meant I got to scrub in."

MIRANDA: [to Cristina] "An intern was reassigned, so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day. Show him how I do things."
ALEX: "Alex Karev, nice to meet you."
CRISTINA: "Ah, the pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle."
ALEX: "And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too."
CRISTINA: "Well, this should be fun then."

ALEX: "Nice panties, Yang!"
CRISTINA: "In your dreams, Evil Spawn!"

ALEX: "Here's the thing... I like your rack."
IZZIE: "God, what is wrong with you? Why do you have to be so... what is wrong with you?"
ALEX: "I like your rack and I'd want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if you got rid of them... because really, I want you."
[Izzie slaps him]
ALEX: "Ow! What was that for?"
[Izzie kisses him]

IZZIE: [referring to Savannah's operation] "I couldn't do it."
ALEX: "What? Make yourself all hot and sexy for your boyfriend like Yang?"
CRISTINA: "Go wrestle something."

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