Season 5, Episode 7: "Rise Up"
Alex: Was there this much blood in his urine before? Lexie: No ...
Cristina: He's going to need a bedside-
Alex: Dibs on that.
Cristina: No no no. That's mine. And his bladder repair is mine too.
Owen: Get away from that man right now!
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Owen: Are you deaf, Karev? I said step away from him.
Alex: I'm just saying that we're saving his li-
Owen: No what you did was pick over him like vultures. What you did was treat a man who's fighting to live like he's already dead. You have no sense, no decency and no respect!
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George: We're operating on robots now?
Alex: Can we please go back to pigs.
Cristina: Yeah, what about people?
Miranda: Well when the Chief decides which one of you gets to do the first solo surgery, you'll wanna be ready.
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Season 5, Episode 5: "Life During Wartime"
Izzie: You want lessons, huh?Alex: I want lessons.
Izzie: Okay. You start with 'Isobel Stevens, you are staggeringly good in bed. You are amazingly smart, wonderfully funny, and you care about animals.'
Alex: That's where I start?
Izzie: Mmm. And then you say 'Do you wanna go steady with me?'
Alex: That's what I would say if it was 1952.
Izzie: Alex? Do you wanna go steady with me.
Alex: If that's what you want, I mean yeah, whatever.
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Izzie: Thought you were sleeping with Michelle tonight. Or was it Jackie?
Alex: Izz ...
Izzie: I've had a hard day Alex. Would you please just leave me alone?
Alex: Izzie ...
Izzie: What!
Alex: I'm not good at this. I'm not good at ... relationships or talking about stupid feelings. And you are, so maybe you could teach me or something. Tell me where I go wrong.
Izzie: [pauses] You don't want us to see other people. You don't want us to see other people and that's how you tried to tell me! [laughs] By asking if it was cool if you screw Michelle.
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Alex: What's wrong with you?
Izzie: What's wrong with me? We've been sleeping together for a week and already you're bored. I am hot! And great in bed. So what is wrong with YOU?
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Alex: I didn't say I was bored. I just asked whether I should keep sleeping with Michelle. I'm asking if you're all in! What's so wrong with that.
Izzie: You're a barbarian. How can I be all-in with an actual barbarian?
Alex: Fine. Holly in radiology thinks I have a hot ass. I'll tap that next.
Izzie. You do that.
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Alex: How can you operate on an inoperable tumor?
Miranda: Karev is also out.
Alex: What did I say?
Miranda: You doubted me.
Cristina: I don't doubt you Dr. Bailey!
Miranda: Yang is also out.
Cristina: Why?
Miranda: You weren't supportive of a fellow resident.
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Season 5, Episode 4: "There's No 'I' in Team"
Izzie: Graciella charts like crap. But she can put in a line. Claire, on the other hand, nearly castrated a guy with a catheter.Lexie: We can hear you!
Alex: I might dump Pearson.
Izie: Oh, why does he suck?
Alex: I just hate saying the name Pearson.
Izzie: Hmm.
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Izzie: And I know you care about me too and it's not too late for us.
Alex: Get outta my room.
Izzie: Admit it. I know you care about me too I know you do. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you. I care about you! I- [they kiss]
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