Popular Alex Kerkovich Quotes
I just wasn't ready to open that rabbit hole.
You can't just go around daylights savings-ing people!
Alex: Well as long as Dave doesn't bring someone from Degrassi junior high again, I'm sure we'll be alright.
Dave: Hey if Degrassi's on the field, play ball. Am I right? Sorry proud of the wordplay, not the message.
Alright Jackie, let's just be honest, you're not my favorite, but tonight is not about us it's about my friend Penny's birthday. And I'm sorry that last year I called you an underage slut etc but if there's anyway that you could bring us some food that isn't laced with your bodily fluids it would really help us out of a jam.
Dave doesn't realize that by running his mouth, snitches get stitches.
This is nothing new, Jane has always been the president of everything. Student body, national honor society, our immediate family.
It'll be like "Three's Company!" I'll be adorable Chrissie, Max can be hilarious and you can be Janet.
Daphne: Seeing Jane married and pregnant has made you regret turning down the world's greatest guy.
Alex: John Krasinsky?
Alex: This is gonna be so much. I'm gonna get a penis shaped cake and a penis pinata.
Penny: It's a baby shower, not a bachelorette party.
Alex: Right right, ok what kind of penis stuff should I get?
I'm Ellen. I feel like if I'm gonna be a lesbian I might as well go straight to the top!
Do you realize their Brangelina name is gonna be Derek?
Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.
