Alex Kerkovich Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 9: "Ordinary Extrodinary Love"
Alex: Usually rebranding doesn't work. Look at KFC. I'm sorry guys but you will always been Kitchen Fresh Chicken to me.
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Alex: Honestly I haven't been too into music since Smashmouth left the game.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: Oh my God, Oh my God I'm gonna die.
Alex: Me too! I mean we all are, but why are we talking about that now, it's sad.
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Season 3, Episode 8: "Fowl Play/Date"
Alex: Hey guys! You all remember my super racist parrot Tyler.
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Season 3, Episode 6: "To Serb With Love"
Alex: Always start with your high end meats, skip veggies they'll only fill you up with nonsense.
Mrs. Kerkovich: And?
Alex: Be sure to make sexual eye contact with the carver, your stomach will thank you.
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Season 3, Episode 5: "P & P Romance Factory"
Alex: He could be your soul mate, your kindred spirit, your One Tree Hill.
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Season 3, Episode 4: "More Like Stanksgiving"
Alex: This is an ergonomic work hammock. See how easy? No carpal tunnel for this productive gal.
Penny: That's a sex swing...
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Season 3, Episode 3: "Boys II Menorah"
Dave: All that's in here his travel Guess Who and a terrifying amount of condoms.
Alex: They're for your penis.
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Season 3, Episode 2: "Sabado Free-Gante"
Alex: It's too Shia LeBeouf-y!
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Season 3, Episode 1: "Cazsh Dummy Spillionaires"
Dave: Alex and Dave, much like Dave's new haircut are keeping it cazsh.
Alex: Trust us the last thing we want is for things to get complicated like in It's Complicated, so we're just gonna go with it like in Just Go With It and be friends with benefits like in No Strings Attached.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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