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How surprised should we be? I mean he's basically a hyperactive toddler who just wants to play all the time.
Okay you need to calm down. This college tour, not Oprah's favorite things.
Claire: Check this out, a reflecting pond.
Alex: Great maybe you can see how crazy you’re being right now.
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Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.
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Mitchell: You know I'm surprised this particular foursome doesn't hang out more, considering...
Alex: We're the cultured ones in this family?
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Ew it's so sad when parents try. My mom double pierced one of her ears and I'm like "Hello! You're 50."
Haley: Oh my God I'm missing a text.
Alex: It just got real didn't it?
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Should you be more worried that Haley has a nurse's uniform in her closet?
Alex: Am I just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me?
Haley: Hey mom found somebody!
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Haley: You’re like that guy from the movie who wishes he was never born.
Alex: It’s a Wonderful Life.
Haley: You say that but do you mean it?
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She’s so new to our school, she doesn’t even realize that I’m a full social class below her.
Alex: Ok, that's it Grandpa's cheating.
Haley: On Gloria? How could he possibly do better?
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