Alex Dunphy Quotes
Season 3, Episode 14: "Me? Jealous?"
Alex: I think somebody has a man crush.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Little Bo Bleep"
Alex [to Claire]: I think it's cool you're running for town office. It's totally nerdy but that's kind of my thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "Egg Drop"
Alex [to Claire]: First get a mirror, then you're gonna look into it and you're gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Alex: Okay just because my uncle is clearly gay, doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on our coat rack than have to deal with knuckledraggers like you, today of all days...December 16th.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "After the Fire"
Alex [to Haley]: You have your fans, I have mine. And one day, your fans are gonna work for my fans.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Door to Door"
Alex: Consider yourself lucky you didn't just get, like, felt up by your mom.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Phil on Wire"
Alex: I let down my mom and dad today. And even worse, I let down my teacher.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?
Haley: Not still, again!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "When Good Kids Go Bad"
Alex [to Haley]: Is it one more year or when you leave for college, because those happen to be two different things.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Alex: Could you L a little less O L? Can't you see what I'm trying to do here?
Haley: Die alone?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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