Alex Dunphy Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 24: "Baby on Board"
Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 23: "Tableau Vivant"
Alex: This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars"
Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Last Walt"
Alex: You know what I'll never forget, the time my dad spent an entire day trying to create a special memory for me. Or when a pregnant lady slipped in my vomit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Election Day"
Alex: Dear Miss Dunphy, we regret to inform you...
Haley: What? Don't leave me hanging!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"
Alex [to Haley]: The only stage you're going to be jumping to will have a pole on it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 14: "Me? Jealous?"
Alex: I think somebody has a man crush.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Little Bo Bleep"
Alex [to Claire]: I think it's cool you're running for town office. It's totally nerdy but that's kind of my thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "Egg Drop"
Alex [to Claire]: First get a mirror, then you're gonna look into it and you're gonna see a crazy woman. She needs your help.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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