Alex Dunphy Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Alex: Okay just because my uncle is clearly gay, doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on our coat rack than have to deal with knuckledraggers like you, today of all days...December 16th.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "After the Fire"
Alex [to Haley]: You have your fans, I have mine. And one day, your fans are gonna work for my fans.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Door to Door"
Alex: Consider yourself lucky you didn't just get, like, felt up by your mom.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Phil on Wire"
Alex: I let down my mom and dad today. And even worse, I let down my teacher.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: You're a freshman, what are you doing in second year math?
Alex: You're a senior, what are you still doing in second year math?
Haley: Not still, again!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "When Good Kids Go Bad"
Alex [to Haley]: Is it one more year or when you leave for college, because those happen to be two different things.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Alex: Could you L a little less O L? Can't you see what I'm trying to do here?
Haley: Die alone?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Dude Ranch"
Alex: It was supposed to be special; someone with a high GPA and bright future, not a Mario brother!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"
Alex: I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Don't stop believing. Get this party started."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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