Alex Dunphy Quotes (Page 5)
Season 2, Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"
Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Good Cop Bad Dog"
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Mother's Day"
Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "The Musical Man"
Manny: Kevin is biting his nails again and Rueben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died.
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "Two Monkeys and a Panda"
Alex [to Haley]: Relax, more than half the eleventh grade has been in that sweater.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 6: "Halloween"
Claire: You're in a house of horrors being held against your will.
Alex: Yeah, I know, so why do I need the cage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Earthquake"
Alex: You're never alone when you have books.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Claire: You're grounded for four weeks!
Haley: Why don't you just double it and make it 10?
Alex: Do you not see how much you need to study?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "The Old Wagon"
Alex: I'm just letting you guys know, I'm not taking care of him when you guys die.
• Rating: Unrated
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