Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAlex Dunphy Quotes
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.
Kevin is biting his nails again and Rueben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died.
Manny
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
Relax, more than half the eleventh grade has been in that sweater.
Claire: You're in a house of horrors being held against your will.
Alex: Yeah, I know, so why do I need the cage.
You're never alone when you have books.
Claire: You're grounded for four weeks!
Haley: Why don't you just double it and make it 10?
Alex: Do you not see how much you need to study?!?
I'm just letting you guys know, I'm not taking care of him when you guys die.
Phil: It's like a movie theater, library and a music store all rolled in to one... awesome pad.
Alex [to Haley]: A library is a place where people get books
Haley [to Alex]: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.
Alex: Luke has ADHD.
Luke: No I don't... what is it?
Alex: I'd tell you, but you'd wander off before I get to the (Luke wanders off) H.
Alex: Haley, found your jacket.
Haley: WHY IS EVERYONE ON ME?
