Alicia: No. Cary, you do it. She liked you. Work your magic.
Cary: God. I am the new Will. Sorry.

They just said they're going to destroy us in 48 hours. That changes everything.

Alicia: Jackie, can I call you back?
Eli: Oh God! What does she want?

Eli: Are you sleeping with Finn Polmar?
Alicia: Ask me another question.
Eli: No.
Alicia: Then go to hell.

It's one drink. Why is that a problem? Who am I being faithful to?

Alicia: Did Renatta do it or did you?
Sweeney: Now that's just rude. Let's let the judge decide. Then we can talk.

Oh yes. It's time to kick some ass.

Peter: I'm not going to let you throw away this marriage because you have some idealized notion of a marriage that you're not even sure cared about you!
Alicia: You're a bastard!
Peter: And you're a selfish bitch! But you know what? We're all that we have.
Alicia: No. Not anymore. Don't worry, I'm not going to divorce you. You're too valuable to me professionally, just like I am to you. But we're not going to see each other anymore.

Peter: Oh my God. How many times do I have to tell you when I cheated it didn't mean anything?!
Alicia: Well, then. That was a waste. Because when I cheated, it did!

Peter: Alicia, the way you're handling this Will thing...
Alicia: I'm doing my best.
Peter: Oh well, if this your best then I think we need to talk.

Finn: Will really mattered to you.
Alicia: Yes.

Alicia: Oh dear God. Would everyone just stop thinking I'm falling apart at the frickin' seams?
Peter: Everyone? When did I become everyone?