The Good Wife

Sundays 9:00 PM on CBS
The good wife

She's in love.

Alicia: Well, why did she kiss you yesterday?
Cary: She's a comedian.

People aren't mean. They're just polite liars.

The law is an odd thing.

He's good. If I had stock I might even vote for him.

Will: What if we were to have good timing. For even an hour. What would that look like?
Alicia: I think that would look like an exceptional moment.

Alicia: I'm constantly spilling it. What's the real you?
Will: Uncontrollable bladder syndrome.

Eli: This will only take a minute and it's important.
Alicia: I'm about to argue for a woman's life. Is it more important than that?
Eli: Okay, I thought I could top that.

Jackie: I know what happened in hour house! I was your housekeeper, you know.
Alicia: I have no idea what that means, Jackie.

Jackie: Why are you so upset Alicia?
Alicia: Jackie, do you hear my voice? Do I sound upset?
Jackie: No, but these words are so hostile.
Alicia: The next time you try to turn my children against me, I will keep them permanently off limits to you.

Stephanie: There seems to be a whole subdivision of erotica devoted to devoted wives.
Alicia: good to know.
Stephanie: I hope you're not offended. Men masturbate when they think of you. It's almost an honor when you think of it.
Alicia: No, even when I think of it, it's not an honor.

Diane: The opposing attorney is playing up the sex and infidelity angle, so we need you to take first chair.
Alicia: Because my husband cheated on me?
Diane: Well, yes, it might work on the jurors who recognize you.

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