Allison Brooks Quotes
Season 1, Episode 20: "Gary Fixes Allison's Garbage Disposal"
Mitch: Allison just gave you her most precious gift
Gary: Her gift was a lot more precious two kids ago
Allison: Yeah? You still unwrapped it like a drunk monkey
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 16: "Gary Uses His Veto"
Allison [about riding a dirt bike]: Get on there, what's the worst that could happen?
Tom: I dunno, having to learn to type with a pencil taped to my head?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 15: "Gary's Ex-Brother-In-Law"
Taylor [to Allison]: You look like you've lost 190 pounds
Allison: What?
Taylor [about Gary]: I'm talking about this guy over here!
• Rating: Unrated
Tom: mom, they have a hamburger that costs $23
Allison: oh
Gary: does it come with a picture of the chef laughing at you?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "Gary Moves In"
Walter: Are you aware that tom just left the house with a grown woman?
Allison: oh uh.. she's fifteen, Walter
Walter: Was she sent from some island to protect mankind?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 12: "Gary Dates Louise's Teacher"
Allison: Why don't you throw a punch?
Gary: I'm trying but she's not where I'm punching!
• Rating: Unrated
Louise: Thank you dad, you restored my faith in men
Allison: What'd he do? Wear pants to go get the mail?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 2: "Gary Gets Boundaries"
Allison: I have to deposit these; can you stop writing "this is a holdup" on the memo line?
Gary: Come on, it got you on the news!
• Rating: Unrated
Gary: What are you talking about? I put everything they had into their backpacks, what did I forget?
Allison: Their backpacks!
• Rating: Unrated
Allison: I got a speeding ticket on the way over here.
Gary: You got a speeding ticket? What happened, couldn't your two lady friends get you out of it?!
Allison: Gary, I'm not going to sink to that level.
Gary: Why not? They have!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 13
