Ugly Betty

Amanda Tanen Quotes (Page 9)

Amanda: This is a perfectly hideous outfit your wearing but I've already mocked it. Where am I supposed to find job satisfaction
Betty: I dunno, maybe your job?
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Amanda: A pair of smelly balls arrived for you
Betty: Yay!
Amanda: Is that your lunch?
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Mandy: You killed Wilhelmina and you stuffed her! You put her in Tahari?
Betty: Amanda, it's a Wilhelmina doll.
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Mandy [to her credit card company]: Seriously, I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of this... Raaahuuul. Is it a crime to purchase things you can't pay for? No!

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Mandy [to her credit card company]: If I pay my bill then I can't pay my rent. And if I don't pay my rent, then where you will you send the bill? See, this is actually all for you.
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Mandy: Look, don't judge me... not that you could in that
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Betty [in Mandy's dream]: Amanda, have you seen the mustard? I need it for my big fat sandwich which I'm always eating around you and making a big mess of myself.
Mandy [in Mandy's dream]: I know! You always are, right?
Betty: I don't always eat sandwiches. And besides, I wasn't even there!
Mandy: I'm just saying it really does feel that way sometimes.
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Mandy [to detective]: Fine, before you talk to Daniel, can you at least handcuff me?
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Mandy: You look different
Betty: I'm wet
Mandy: Big improvement
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Mandy [singing]: Hush, little homo don't you cry. Mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie.
Marc: Nice, but don't touch the hair, it's just how i like it.
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