Amanda: Grubstank...Henry: It's grubstick. Grubstick. Got it? It's one of the oldest and most honored names in Dutch history, which loosely translated to he who gives the fairest price for his bricks. The name is venerated and I am proud to be a Grubstick
Amanda: Did he just get really hot?
Marc: I've never been more attracted to anyone in my life
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Amanda: I'm actually kinda bummed that Mr Meade isn't my father, he is rich and bald
Marc: Your Daddy Warbucks fantasy
Amanda: I don't know why it's so strong
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Amanda: Daniel, no, I have unresolved issues with you so just squeeze a boob and I have to go
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Amanda: Those are the DNA results.
Daniel: So.. um, how many times you think we...
Amanda: A lot.. But just remember, if your dad's DNA does match mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten.
Daniel: Okay, that actually made sense to me...Oh my god, you are so my sister!
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Amanda [to her dog Halston]: So what if you're mangy and disgusting with a weird rash on your butt or maybe that is your butt.
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Amanda: Okay Halston, I'm sure some one will adopt you
Ugly Lady at Pound: I dunno that is one ugly dog
Mrc: Pot, kettle, black
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Amanda [referring to her dog Halston]: Suddenly I'm a caregiver. That is so not who I am.
Marc: It's true. You're a bit of a monster on the inside.
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Amanda [referring to Fey]: I just stare at her picture all day and then I stare at myself in the mirror
Marc: More than usual?
Amanda: Yeah
Marc: Oh
Amanda: I just wish I got to know her better
Marc: Yeah and I wish I got to know Marlon Brando before he got fat
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[after finding out Bradford might be her father...]
Amanda: That makes Daniel my brother, who I slept with... a lot. And that's the kind of dirty that don't wash clean.
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Amanda: Hey, what's different about you? You get your hair cut?
Betty: I'm wearing an eye patch.
Amanda: You didn't always have that?
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Total Quotes: 136
