Marc: So this is where you grew up?Amanda: This is it, the house of lies. Mother!? If that is your real name!
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[after Christina open's Fey's safe]
Amanda: Ooh what's in there? I want money and jewelry.
Christina: It looks like her diary
Amanda: Eww, reading. What else is there?
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Christina: Back in Scotland I have a husband
Amanda: Oh, you just got 10% more interesting
Christina: He's an insurance auditor
Amanda: Okay, 5%
Christina: Believe me, it's less
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Amanda [to Christina]: We've been talking a lot about me.. and it's been fun!
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[referring to Christina finding the love dungeon]
Amanda: and now my special place is ruined
Christina: Oh please, your special place was ruined years ago
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[Amanda walks in on Henry and Betty about to kiss]
Amanda: Eww dorkus interruptus
Henry and Betty: Get out!
Amanda: Hey everyone, Betty is in heat!
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Marc: What took you so long?
Amanda: I had to wait for Christina to go to the bathroom. That woman retains water like a two humped camel.
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Amanda: Shh. We'll get caught.
Marc: Please, if anybody hears us, they'll just think it's Christina stumbling around blind drunk, crying and making out with a mannequin.
Amanda: Again.
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Amanda: He's not gay!
Marc: OMG. He's pretending to be gay? Well that's a new twist on an old standard.
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Marc: You're in love with a gay man. It's like you and me all over again.
Amanda: I was never in love with you.
Marc: Oh, are you kidding? When we first met you couldn't keep your eyes off of me.
Amanda: Okay, that was before you got your veneers. You had that dark tooth, I couldn't look away.
Marc: Big Head!
Amanda: Dark Tooth!
Marc: Nicole Bitchie!
Amanda: Nelly Ripa!
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Total Quotes: 136
