Marc: He's mean gayAmanda: So what? You're a mean gay too
Marc: Yes, but not to you
Amanda: Um yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck
Marc: That's was constructive criticism..
Amanda: What am I supposed to do about it
Marc: As a friend, my job is only to point things out
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Squire: All quarrels in the middle ages are settled in one way... onn the log...or we lose our liquor license
[chanting .. log log log log..]
Amanda: Oh, it's about to get nerd nasty
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Amanda: Sure, today I'm the eye candy, but tomorrow I'll be old candy. Old, hard, wrinkly candy covered in lint.
Marc: Are you having a stroke?
Amanda: Maybe, I'm old enough!
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Amanda: I've been de-wenched!
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Amanda: promise you won't say anything to anyone?
Marc: I swear on the abs of Marc Wahlberg
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Marc: I'm not going stag, hag
Amanda: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer
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Amanda: Who answers the phones? Who fans the magazines? Who signs for the packages?
Marc: Tim, Sheila, Betty
Amanda: Well who looks hot for everyone when they come in? These buttons don't just pop open by themselves
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Tavares: Amanda, I love you. You are totally saving my behind.
Amanda: More like an A-plus-hind.
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Amanda: Good morning sloppy
[Betty makes a face at her]
Amanda: What? I said good morning
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Amanda: You got messages. Christina called like twelve-hundred times. I'm pretty sure she was drunk dialing. And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around.
Betty: Henry is not my lover. And just throw away the messages from Christina.
Amanda: Oh, someone's got their bitch on.
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Total Quotes: 136
