Amanda: You know, Betty, you're lucky, when someone falls in love with you it's real. I've never had that I never know if I'm loved for who I am or because I'm so pretty• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
[referring to Amanda's ambiguous flyer about their after party]
Betty: But how will people know where to go? They won't even know what time to show up
Amanda: If they want to be there badly enough they'll figure all that out. You have to make it hard to get on the list, that way the party will be full of people desperate to be there and they'll think it's great no matter how much of a humongous turd it is
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Betty: Why are you always around?
Amanda: Betty, we're roomies now, this is what we do. I'm supposed to be all up in your biz, so why the brown face?
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Betty: Are you wearing my leggings?
Amanda: It's cute right? And the other leg makes a matching scarf
Christina: I have to say, I don't hate it
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Amanda: I can't sleep
Betty: What do you want me to about it?
Amanda: Sometimes it helps if you tickle my back and tell me I'm pretty
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Amanda: Do you have a boy coming over? Wait, it is a boy right? Cause I need to know these things if I'm staying over
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Marc: It's just that I've been telling her you're my girlfriend for three years now, and she's starting to pressure me to buy the cow.
Amanda: So you're saying we're over, and I'm fat?! I'm the best pretend girlfriend you'll ever have!
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Alexis: If anything should ever happen to Nick, you're next in line.
Amanda: You mean like if he falls down the stairs?
Alexis: Actually I was thinking more like if he got married and moved away. But I like your ambition.
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Amanda [to Alexis]: Just wanted to let you know that Nick left. Something about cheerleading finals on TV... and cocaine
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Nick Pepper: Where do they keep the menus?
Amanda: Uh, do I look like I eat?
Nick Pepper: Well some of us do and have to work late. You would understand if you had something to do besides putting on lipstick
Amanda: Oh, and some of us should look into powdering our brown nose
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