Crosby: I'm gonna keep The Luncheonette open, and it's gonna be very tight...
Amber: Oh my God...
Crosby: But we're gonna make it work. And I'm gonna be the new Adam, and I wanna know, are you up to being the new Crosby.
Amber: You're not serious.
Crosby: I'm dead serious.
Amber: Are you serious?!

Julia: Is something wrong?
Joel: A year ago you asked me fight for you, but I was too stupid to listen. So I'm here. I don't want to live another day without you, Julia, not another second. So I'm fighting for you and I'm fighting for our marriage. I want you back.

Amber: I just can't believe I'm really going to do this alone.
Sarah: Excuse me? You're not gonna do it alone.

Amber: I can't have a baby if I can't put a car seat in my car.
Sarah: It's my fault anyway, I let you watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High too early.

Amber: And you, with what you're going through, I know it's scary, but you're going to get through it with such strength because of how strong you are and we all get our strength from you, so you're going to be totally fine. It's going to be OK.
Zeek: I wish you were my doctor. Oh Amber. You are an amazing girl, sweetheart.

Zeek: Oh no, sweetheart. I'm gonna be there to see this child born, OK. I'm going to hold him or her in my arms. I promise. So you keep the picture.
Amber: OK.
Zeek: And you show it to Ryan.

Amber: What's the apartment like?
Drew: Sad. It's like a whole complex of Uncle Joels.

Max: I hate the other kids.
Amber: I understand. I had some pretty rough times in middle school myself.
Max: Not this rough.

Why is she calling? I don't want to answer. Oh my God. What if grandpa died! Don't laugh.

Amber: What do you want?
Drew: For her to leave and go back to school.

Amber: This is your fault anyway!
Seth: My fault? How is this my fault? I don't even know what is going on?

Stop it! You don't know about drinking and driving you asshole!

Parenthood Quotes

Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.

Sarah

Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes