Not to mention, your acting career is going south like Sherman. Read about it in your book.

Amy: I'm Raggedy Ann and he's Raggedy C-3PO.
Sheldon: It was a compromise. I lost.

We could play real-life Operation.

You were right. I had nothing to worry about. That skank's your problem, not mine.

Amy: Looks like something used by Tinker Bell's gynecologist.
Penny: Who I hope for her sake is not Captain Hook.

Penny: We're keeping things, you know, homeostasis.
Amy: It's so cute when she tries.

Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire. In the good way. Not in the urinary tract infection way.

Raj: Sorry I started without you. I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date.
Amy: I can't believe I bleached my mustache for this.

Amy: Soon my upper lip will be the same fake blonde as my beautiful best friend.
Penny: Hey, this is my natural hair color - Now.

Oh my gosh. I can't believe my maid of honor dress will be on Google Earth.

The uterus quivers, does it not?

Leonard: What are you doing?
Amy: We're playing doctor. Star Trek style.
Sheldon: I'm in hell, Leonard. Don't stop.

TBBT Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz electric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will never forget.
Raj: Where are we going?