Amy Farrah Fowler Quotes (Page 6)
Season 5, Episode 24: "The Countdown Reflection"
Amy: Oh my gosh. I can't believe my maid of honor dress will be on Google Earth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: The uterus quivers, does it not?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 23: "The Launch Acceleration"
Leonard: What are you doing?
Amy: We're playing doctor. Star Trek style.
Sheldon: I'm in hell, Leonard. Don't stop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 22: "The Stag Convergence"
Bernadette: I've actually been thinking I'm going to hyphenate: Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski-Wolowitz.
Penny: Nice. You know, you should totally get Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowksi-Wolowitz.com before someone snaps it up.
Bernadette: Howard already took are of it. Plus he set up our beautiful wedding website with cute little facts about our family histories. Do you know for a while, in Poland, my family and his family were neighbors.
Penny: Aww, that's cool.
Amy: No, it's not. I'll explain it to you later.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 19: "The Weekend Vortex"
Amy: I'm dating Sheldon Cooper
Penny: Yes, on purpose.
Amy: He's handsome, he's lanky, he's brilliant and his skin has the pale, waxy quality.
Penny: Well, sickly is the new sexy.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 18: "The Werewolf Transformation"
Penny: Please come home and let me cut your hair.
Sheldon: Amy what do you think?
Amy: There's not a hair on this body I wouldn't let this woman trim.
• Rating: 3.9 / 5.0
Amy: What about Supercuts?
Sheldon: I tried it once; they cut men and women hair at the same time in the same room. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "The Rothman Disintegration"
Amy: I'll let you in on a little secret. Originally, we were painted nude. But I had him add clothes cause I thought it was an unnecessary challenge to our heterosexuality.
Penny: Yeah, good call.
Amy: But, if you ever change your mind, all it would take is some warm, soapy water and a couple of sponges.
Penny: You're talking about the painting, right?
Amy: Sure.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Amy: Goodnight, Painting Penny. Goodnight, Real Penny.
Penny: Goodnight, Real Amy.
Amy: You don't have to say goodnight to Painting Amy, because she's never leaving. Bernadette: Goodnight, Real Penny. Goodnight, Transvestite Penny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: Before I met you, I was a mousey wallflower. But look at me now. I'm like some kind of downtown-hipster-party girl with a posse, a boyfriend and a new lace bra that hooks in the front of all things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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