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Amy Farrah Fowler Quotes (Page 7)

Season 5, Episode 19: "The Weekend Vortex"
Amy: I'm dating Sheldon Cooper
Penny: Yes, on purpose.
Amy: He's handsome, he's lanky, he's brilliant and his skin has the pale, waxy quality.
Penny: Well, sickly is the new sexy.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 18: "The Werewolf Transformation"
Penny: Please come home and let me cut your hair.
Sheldon: Amy what do you think?
Amy: There's not a hair on this body I wouldn't let this woman trim.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0
Amy: What about Supercuts?
Sheldon: I tried it once; they cut men and women hair at the same time in the same room. It's like Sodom and Gomorrah with mousse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 17: "The Rothman Disintegration"
Amy: I'll let you in on a little secret. Originally, we were painted nude. But I had him add clothes cause I thought it was an unnecessary challenge to our heterosexuality.
Penny: Yeah, good call.
Amy: But, if you ever change your mind, all it would take is some warm, soapy water and a couple of sponges.
Penny: You're talking about the painting, right?
Amy: Sure.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Amy: Goodnight, Painting Penny. Goodnight, Real Penny.
Penny: Goodnight, Real Amy.
Amy: You don't have to say goodnight to Painting Amy, because she's never leaving. Bernadette: Goodnight, Real Penny. Goodnight, Transvestite Penny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: Before I met you, I was a mousey wallflower. But look at me now. I'm like some kind of downtown-hipster-party girl with a posse, a boyfriend and a new lace bra that hooks in the front of all things.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 16: "The Vacation Solution"
Amy: Oh ... are we nervous, Dr. Cooper?
Sheldon: No. What you see is a man trembling with confidence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: This is now the only lab with glassware washed by a man with two doctorates and a restraining order signed by Carl Sagan.
Amy: Soap spots. Wash them again.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Amy: I'm excited to work with my boyfriend. It's going to be romantic.
Sheldon: Way to kill the mood.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Amy [looking at Penny]: You would fetch a unicorn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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