Popular Amy Wong Quotes
Amy: Mister? Could you please get those keys out for me?
Sal: What do I look like? A guy who's not lazy?
Bender: Look, it's that crate we were gonna throw in the sewer.
Amy: The keys to the ship! They must have fallen into the crate! Leela's gonna kill me!
Bender: Nah. She'll probably make me do it.
Fry: You're not gonna believe this but they landed an amusement park on the Moon!
Amy: Guh! It's the happiest place orbiting Earth.
Fry: Let's go, already!
Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
Leela: Hang on. Amy Wong? Of the Mars Wongs?
Amy: Look, we're not as rich as everybody says.
Leela: Uh-huh! What sorority do you belong to?
Amy: Kappa Kappa Wong.
Aye Aye Captain, I mean only one eye, I mean yes sir, ummm, ma'am.
Amy: Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again?
Hermes: I don't know, Amy. I just don't know.
Amy: This is Bolt Rolands. Bolt is a hyper-sled racer with 10 wins on the pro-circuit.
Bolt: Hello, beautiful!
Bender: I think she means 10 wins on the gay circuit.
Bolt: I wish! Those cats can really fly.
Bender: Yep. He's gay.
Amy: Are you sure?
Bender: Definitely. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon.
Amy: So what do you think of that guy by the bar?
Leela: I don't know. Maybe.
Bender: Forget it, he's gay.
Leela: What? How can you tell?
Bender: I just know these things. I've got what they call a gaydar.
Fry: Why's everyone wearing those rings?
Amy: Guh! Because nobody wears them anymore! Rings are stupid!
Fry: I think they look cool.
Amy: Shh! Don't let anyone hear you say that!
Man: Hey, did that guy just say rings are cool?
Amy: Nope, he said they're stupid.
Man: Cool!
Leela: Thank you all for the inspiring advice, but I'm perfectly happy with my life the way it is.
Bender: That sounds like a cry for help.
Amy: Let's all take her out tonight. There's lots of great places to meet people.
Hermes: The Federal Sex Bureau.
Bender: A saucy puppet show.
Zoidberg: The rotting carcass of a whale.
Amy: Hmm, I'll pick!
Bender: Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know; left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.
Amy: I know how to make love!
