Andrew Martin Quotes
Season 1, Episode 20: "If You're Just an Evil Bitch Then Get Over It"
Andrew: I rather enjoyed the look on her face when she realized she was screwed.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 19: "Let's Kill Bridget"
Andrew: When I set your punishment it's going to make your last grounding feel like a holiday.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 18: "That Woman's Never Been A Victim Her Entire Life"
Andrew: That woman's never been a victim her entire life.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 16: "You're Way Too Pretty To Go To Jail"
Andrew: I don't care where I am as long as I'm with Siobhan.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 15: "P.S. You're an Idiot"
Andrew: It's not exactly my cup of tea but it beats another viewing of The Notebook.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "It's Easy To Cry, When This Much Cash Is Involved"
Andrew: Catherine, in two seconds you're on a plane to Miami,
Catherine: Fine. You're flying me first class.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 12: "What Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag?"
Andrew: I don't care if you've got a brain tumor. I want you out.
• Rating: Unrated
Bridget: I'm channeling Martha Stewart.
Andrew: You know I've got a thing for her, right?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 9: "Shut Up and Eat Your Bologna"
Bridget: What would you say if I said I was going to church?
Andrew: You, in church. You'd melt.
• Rating: Unrated
Andrew: What if doing the right thing costs us everything?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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