Andy Bernard Quotes (Page 19)
Season 5, Episode 3: "Business Ethics"
Holly: Can I have everyone's attention? Excuse me, may I have everyone's attention, please. We need to finish the ethics seminar.
Andy: No way, lady.
Kevin: It's a trap.
Holly: Everyone, please, I just need your signatures to show corporate that I gave you the training.
Meredith: Don't sign anything.
Michael: Ok, everybody listen up. If you are not in that conference room in two minutes I am going to kill you.
Stanley: It's a quarter to five and I have started to gather my things.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 1: "Weight Loss"
Andy: This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my entire life. I haven't had a very hard life.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: Ang. Ela. [sings] Ella, ella, ella. Under my Angerela. Ella, ella, ella. Ay, ay-
Angela: What?
Andy: Hey, check it out. [hands her a brochure] This is The Breakers, Newport, Rhode Island. Huge, awesome gorgeous mansion overlooking the Atlantic. And my dad went to Cornell with the current groundskeeper.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: I'm excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 14: "Goodbye Toby"
Andy: Tuna! I'm engaged!
Jim: I know. That's awesome, man. That's great.
Andy: Mr. Andrew Bernard... got a nice ring to it.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: I've been carrying that ring around in my wallet for six years. Because you don't know when you're gonna meet the right girl and the moment's gonna be right. And tonight, with the fireworks, and the music, and everything... it was right.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: Angela, will you do me the honor of giving me your tiny hand in marriage?
Angela: ... Okay.
Andy: Into the mic, sweetie.
Angela: I said, okay.
Andy: She said yes! And the crowd goes wild! Woo!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 13: "Job Fair"
Andy: People assume I'm great at golf. But like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid. So, I used to hang out at the sailing club instead. Got my "knot" on.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: Hit about 1,200 balls last night, in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender. It's actually not funny at all. It's incredibly painful.
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Season 4, Episode 12: "Did I Stutter?"
Andy: You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra, because you pull up to a stoplight, and look over and there's an Xterra next to you. They're always driven by chicks, so there's your icebreaker.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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