Andy Bernard Quotes (Page 4)
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Incentive"
Andy: Ow, ow!
Tattoo Artist: That was just the cotton swab.
Andy: Invest in softer cotton, sir.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Andy: Let's ink my stink!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Andy: I guess you could say I'm in one of those ass tattoo incentive situations.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: You think it has anything to do with the incentive program?
Jim: Oh absolutely. People wanna see you tattoo your ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "The List"
Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Andy: Just to show you I'm being fair, you had Gabe in the losers column...I think that is astute. Good call.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Andy: Where'd you learn to puppet like that?
Erin: I've done it all my life.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"
Gabe: Andy do you like being alone with me right now?
Andy: No, this is horrifying.
Gabe: I don't like being alone with me either.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 22: "The Inner Circle"
Andy: I think if he were sexist I'd be able to tell. I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Goodbye Michael"
Andy: You know I'm the worst salesman here right?
Michael: But you're the best salesman on the inside.
Phyllis: What does that even mean?
Michael: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.
• Rating: Unrated
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