Andy Bernard Quotes (Page 4)
Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seminar"
Andy: I get super flexible when I'm nervous.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 12: "Ultimatum"
Andy: Why did we pretend like we worked here?
Dwight: Is that what we were doing?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Andy: I don't have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies I'm going to kill myself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Viewing Party"
Darryl: All I know is if I was a girl and had to choose between a tall dude who loved Asia, and a you-lookin' dude who loved sweaters and wearing sweaters, I'd choose you.
Andy: That's really nice, thank you.
Darryl: And I'd blow your mind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right? 60 miles to the gallon in the city.
Kevin: No, I bet he's wishing he was strangling somebody.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Kevin: Everyone is gonna be there. Angela, Phyllis... even Creed is a maybe.
Andy: Creed is going?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: Is becoming CEO of this company your a capella group? Come on, we're going to Danny's bar, Public School.
Darryl: Nah, I got some work to do. I do got big plans at this company.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "The Sting"
Kevin: He's like a better looking Andy.
Andy: Thanks Kevin.
• Rating: Unrated
Creed: Well I really, really, really liked it.
Andy: Well that really bums me out.
Creed: You're welcome.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: I was the artsy, musical one. In Here Comes Treble I had four solos, Broccoli Rob had three.
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