Andy Bernard Quotes (Page 5)
Season 7, Episode 18: "Garage Sale"
Kevin: When I was a kid I was on "Dallas."
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight so we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "Todd Packer"
Andy: If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Threat Level Midnight"
Andy (as Billy): You got problems? My TV don't work.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seminar"
Ryan: Yes. Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: I can't have this go badly. I'm a terrible salesman, and I haven't been making very many sales lately...or ever. This is my only idea on how to turn things around. If it goes badly, I might lose my job. Which would suck, because this is the only job I've ever been good at.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: I get super flexible when I'm nervous.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 12: "Ultimatum"
Andy: Why did we pretend like we worked here?
Dwight: Is that what we were doing?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Andy: I don't have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies I'm going to kill myself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Viewing Party"
Darryl: All I know is if I was a girl and had to choose between a tall dude who loved Asia, and a you-lookin' dude who loved sweaters and wearing sweaters, I'd choose you.
Andy: That's really nice, thank you.
Darryl: And I'd blow your mind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right? 60 miles to the gallon in the city.
Kevin: No, I bet he's wishing he was strangling somebody.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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