Andy Dwyer Quotes
Ohh, girl, you look creepy.
Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?
Ron: No.
Andy: Yeah, those are robots.
I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is and now I’m afraid to ask.
You are like the saxophone player for the California Raisons good!
April: Babe, wake up!
Andy: That’s my spaghetti, Chewbacca.
Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.
Andy: I have no idea how to run a nonprofit.
April: Hey, you shined shoes for two years and never earned a profit.
Andy: What else does your family own?
Lord Covington: Well, um have you heard of Scotland?
This case just remained interesting.
Well, I dropped my cell phone in a bowl of cereal last week, idiot! If you had called me, you would have known that!
That is my band. I didn't recognize them without me because I'm the only one that matters.
April: Torturing Jerry was my favorite thing in the world. Next to making out with you.
Andy: Remember when we did that at the same time? It made him so uncomfortable!
