I already gave Oliver money for popsicles so suck it.

Sam: It's because we laid all of our clothes out last night. That always ensures a good tomorrow.
Andy: That's officially the lamest thing you've ever said to me. Take your shirt back off to remind me why I'm with you.

Andy: You're going to have a daughter. She's going to adore you.
Sam: She's going to adore you too.

Just because this isn't what I pictured, that doesn't mean I fold. I love you and I will show up and we will figure this out. I promise you there is not going to be a day where that child does not feel wanted or loved by me.

This isn't the family you pictured but it's the one you have and you have a choice.

I'm not upset. I'm invested.

How many girlfriends have you had that can walk away from a bomb unscathed?

Andy: You'll ride with him?
Nick: Yeah why not, I just won't turn my back or try anything too policey. It will be like Adventures in Babysitting.

Andy: Convenience is boring and I am not boring. I am a stallion and stallions cannot be tamed.
Sam: Stallions are boys.

Sam: I do speak fluent Spanish. You know that right?
Andy: Oh, I am aware. I just thought that was reserved for when you were naked.

He's a grown up runaway. It sounds awesome. Get away from your troubles and your debts and your everything.

Andy: Is this the workplace equivalent of pity sex.
Sam: Yeah, pretty much.
Andy: OK, I'll take it.

Rookie Blue Quotes

You'd make a really good cop.

Andy McNally

I couldn't care less if princess here is a little shaken up by the questions.

Jerry