How many girlfriends have you had that can walk away from a bomb unscathed?

Andy: You'll ride with him?
Nick: Yeah why not, I just won't turn my back or try anything too policey. It will be like Adventures in Babysitting.

Andy: Convenience is boring and I am not boring. I am a stallion and stallions cannot be tamed.
Sam: Stallions are boys.

Sam: I do speak fluent Spanish. You know that right?
Andy: Oh, I am aware. I just thought that was reserved for when you were naked.

He's a grown up runaway. It sounds awesome. Get away from your troubles and your debts and your everything.

Andy: Is this the workplace equivalent of pity sex.
Sam: Yeah, pretty much.
Andy: OK, I'll take it.

I don't want to train a cop. I want to train a super cop.

I'm in the ambulance and I can't help but feel like if he dies then I will too.

Literally, I was walking in the park with Chloe and I blinked.

You are my story, Sam. You.

What if I don't want to follow your rules, Sam. What if I just want to follow the normal ones.

Nick: Lots of people in this division hang out.
Andy: Yeah, naked? Lots of people in this division hang out naked?