Last night I came over and I interrupted a family, one that I have no part of. The fact is Sam that the life that I wanted with you, you're actually having with somebody else.

Sam: Your clothes are all over my bedroom floor.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that was a problem. I can make it stop.

I already gave Oliver money for popsicles so suck it.

Sam: It's because we laid all of our clothes out last night. That always ensures a good tomorrow.
Andy: That's officially the lamest thing you've ever said to me. Take your shirt back off to remind me why I'm with you.

Andy: You're going to have a daughter. She's going to adore you.
Sam: She's going to adore you too.

Just because this isn't what I pictured, that doesn't mean I fold. I love you and I will show up and we will figure this out. I promise you there is not going to be a day where that child does not feel wanted or loved by me.

This isn't the family you pictured but it's the one you have and you have a choice.

I'm not upset. I'm invested.

How many girlfriends have you had that can walk away from a bomb unscathed?

Andy: You'll ride with him?
Nick: Yeah why not, I just won't turn my back or try anything too policey. It will be like Adventures in Babysitting.

Andy: Convenience is boring and I am not boring. I am a stallion and stallions cannot be tamed.
Sam: Stallions are boys.

Sam: I do speak fluent Spanish. You know that right?
Andy: Oh, I am aware. I just thought that was reserved for when you were naked.

Rookie Blue Quotes

Some morning I don't even wanna get out of bed. Then again, I am kind of lazy.

Epstein

Traci: You know what that means.
Sam: That your secret past is more boring than McNally.