Some people do find it difficult to be away from their children.

Andy: Are you wearing lipstick?
Sam: It's not his lipstick.

You could have come with us. I had your skinny jeans and bandana all picked out.

Andy: Sixty percent of men look at your eyes first.
Gail: Yeah, well sixty percent of men are lying.

Sam: That's right buddy, no where to go. Its over.
Andy: I guess he didn't hear you.

Andy: It's like we're teenagers.
Sam: And that's a bad thing?

Andy: What time is it?
Sam: I don't know. You threw my watch somewhere.

I made a mistake and it almost cost me everything. I wasn't about to make the same mistake again.

I didn't know how not to see you.