Andy Torres Quotes
Season 2, Episode 21: "Something Good Coming"
Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 17: "You're Gonna Get It"
Andy: I volunteer at the women's shelter too. During self-defense classes, the women take turns kicking me in the crotch.
Grayson: So it's like a regular day at home for you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
Ellie: It is a gorgeous night and I have no kid waiting at home. Shiraz me. Laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. Hi girlfriend!
Laurie: Why's it being nice?
Andy: Is this the golden seven minutes?
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: When you're dancing alone, I stand behind you and go "Damn!"
Laurie: Yes, because ass worship is contagious.
• Rating: Unrated
Bobby: You need to go hit it and quit it.
Andy: Toot it and boot it.
Laurie: Whip it and skip it.
Bobby: Wax it and tax it.
Andy: Mother it and smother it.
Laurie: Bop it and drop it.
Grayson: Chuck it and ... re-chuck it.
Laurie: Yours don't make any sense.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 15: "Walls"
Andy: Sorry I couldn't hear you. The breasts she was pressing into my back were way too loud.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 14: "Cry to Me"
Andy: Sometimes I see my ideas in Bobby's eyes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 11: "No Reason To Cry"
Andy: My favorite movie is actually Love Actually. Oh! There's a sequel.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: I'm sorry this sucks. But, this is what happens when Dove's cry.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 9: "When The Time Comes"
Andy: Everything goes my way. You know why? Because it will.
• Rating: Unrated
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