Popular Angela Martin Quotes
Angela: OK, we only have three hours people to plan a whole luau, and you're not helping.
Karen: What are the ingredients of poi?
Phyllis: I called every grocery store in Scranton, and no one sells whole pigs.
Angela: Did you try the petting zoo?
Angela: Hey, come inside and talk to me.
Dwight: I can't! Do you want us to run aground, woman?
In the Martin family, we like to say, "Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly." That's code for "check out the slut." [swats at a fly] Why are there flies in here?Angela
Jan: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
Angela: Judging from her attire, Jan aspires to be a whore.
Angela: Do you want to give Michael your urine?
Dwight: I want him to have all the urine he needs.
Michael: Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?
Angela: You already did me.
Michael That's what she said.
Phyllis: Angela, who would you choose? Jim or Roy?
Angela: It's none of our business. Roy.
I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits... but sometimes, I just think you need to grow a pair!Angela
Angela: It's really happening!
Angela: We can make a difference here.
Dwight: I will make a difference here.
Angela: You? Alone? 'Cause I thought together we could ...
Dwight: Oh, please, don't be naive. But you could be in charge of the women.
Kelly: Dwight's a freak!
Angela: YOU'RE A FREAK!
Kelly: Um, Diwali is awesome. And there's food, and there's gonna be dancing. And, oh, I got the raddest outfit. It has, um, sparkles-
Michael: Kelly? Um, why don't you tell us a little bit about the origins of the holiday?
Kelly: Oh, um, I don't know. It's really old, I think.
Angela: How many gods do you have?
Kelly: Like hundreds, I think. Maybe more than that.
Angela: And that blue busty gal? What's her story?
Kevin: She looks like Pam from the neck down.
Dwight: Pam wishes.
I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit, and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.Angela