Michael: Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?
Angela: You already did me.
Michael That's what she said.

Angela: Do you want to give Michael your urine?
Dwight: I want him to have all the urine he needs.

Jan: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
[interview]
Angela: Judging from her attire, Jan aspires to be a whore.

Phyllis: Angela, who would you choose? Jim or Roy?
Angela: It's none of our business. Roy.

Angela: Hey, come inside and talk to me.
Dwight: I can't! Do you want us to run aground, woman?

I actually look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit, and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I really enjoy being judged. I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.

Angela

Kevin: [to Angela, who is role-playing as a Jamaican] Do you wanna go to the beach?
Angela: Sure.
Kevin: Do you wanna get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do... mon.

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I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

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Dwight
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