Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

I will do whatever I have to do to get my grand baby back, especially since neither one of you are making any.

What's the matter with you two? You look like you lost your favorite pair of mittens.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm part of a cop family too.

Angela: Why do you have to be so snippy?
Jane: Why do you have to be so snoopy?

Are you ready to conquer the clutter?

If you make her an honest woman, I'll call you anything you want, Charles.

That baby didn't have anything to do with how it got made.

Angela: Will someone tell me what's wrong?
Jane: She's pregnant with your first grandchild and she's drunk.

One step closer and I'll be bringing your mother your body parts in a pie tin.

You made me leave my Luxuriana mattress for this kind of treatment?

We can't help who we love.