I'm not going anywhere. I'm part of a cop family too.

Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

Are you ready to conquer the clutter?

Why are you anxious? Is it because you put on a little weight?

What's the matter with you two? You look like you lost your favorite pair of mittens.

Angela: Why do you have to be so snippy?
Jane: Why do you have to be so snoopy?

We can't help who we love.

You made me leave my Luxuriana mattress for this kind of treatment?

One step closer and I'll be bringing your mother your body parts in a pie tin.

Angela: Will someone tell me what's wrong?
Jane: She's pregnant with your first grandchild and she's drunk.

That baby didn't have anything to do with how it got made.

I mean what could be more fun than taking out your broke, homeless mother who's been dumped by your father.