Ann Perkins Quotes
Season 4, Episode 14: "Operation Ann"
Ann: It's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "Campaign Ad"
Ann: Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.
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Season 4, Episode 11: "Comeback Kid"
Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.
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Leslie: See there's more things to look at on the internet other than naked guys Ann.
Ann: What?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Ben, my campaign manager and I, have made a decision.
Ann: We've decided to fire that campaign manager, me.
Leslie: And hire you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Citizen Knope"
Ron: Ben and a much larger Ann. She definitely loves Ann.
Ann: Awwwww.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ann: Just put your damn candy out!
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Donna: So, I made my desk out of silver M&Ms, but they do not make silver M&Ms so I spray painted them.
Ann: Okay, so those are poisonous, so no one eat them.
Andy: Yeah, duh!
Ann: Go throw up.
Andy: I didn't eat any.
Ann: Go throw up.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
Leslie: Ann, I need you to text me every thirty seconds that everything is going to be okay.
Ann: Okay!
Leslie: [Phone rings] Thanks Ann!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 4: "Pawnee Rangers"
Ann: I bought this Mackerel at the Supermarket. I've been standing in the water with the fish on my hook for 30 minutes. I saw it on an episode of I Love Lucy. Pathetic? Maybe, but it feels pretty good to have a bunch of little boys be super in to me. That came out wrong.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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