Ann Perkins Quotes
Season 5, Episode 22: "Are You Better Off?"
Tom: What brand is it?
Ann: It's called "Womb, There It Is!"
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Season 5, Episode 21: "Swing Vote"
Ann: When you're not around, Tom drinks tap water.
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Season 5, Episode 19: "Article Two"
Ann: I keep getting outbid by someone called Tall Tyrion Lannister. What kind of name is that?
Donna: Are you kidding me? Tyrion Lannister? Lord of Casterly Rock? The Half Man? You don't watch Game of Thrones?
Ann: No, do you?
Donna: Hell, yeah! Have you seen those Dothraki dudes? They can get it! Everyone on that show can get it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 18: "Animal Control"
Ann: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
Ron: One.
Ann: That's it? One drink?
Ron: One shelf.
Ann: Do you exercise?
Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.
Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ann: For date of birth, you wrote 'spring time.'
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Season 5, Episode 16: "Bailout"
Ann: Before I write that letter, you have to spend the week doing everything I say.
April: So what, I have to be your slave or something?
Ann: No, you have to be my friend.
April: Ugh, that's so much worse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "Correspondents' Lunch"
Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?
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Season 5, Episode 13: "Emergency Response"
Ann: That's Mission Im-Pawnee-able: Knope Protocol.
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Season 5, Episode 12: "Ann's Decision"
Ann: Is that a drawing of my reproductive system saying "let's do this"?
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Ann: This guy went to Harvard.
Leslie: So did the Unabomber!
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