Ann Perkins Quotes (Page 2)
Season 5, Episode 11: "Women in Garbage"
April: You know what? I think men are better than women.
Ann: She's kidding.
April: No I'm not. They provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 10: "Two Parties"
Ann: Why if it isn't Babe Lincoln?
• Rating: Unrated
Ann: Anything that can be penis shaped, will be penis shaped!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 5: "Halloween Surprise"
Leslie: 3 out of 4 married couples have met each other at spontaneous auctions!
Ann: I don't think that's true.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 2: "Soda Tax"
Townsperson: I think we should tax all bad thing. Like racism and women's vaginas.
Ann: We're not taxing any genitals.
Townsperson: Then what are we doing here? Come on, boys.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: I went to Paunch Burger and got a number two: Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe with hash browns, chili cheese fries, and one poached egg.
Ann: Ugh, number two is right.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 19: "Live Ammo"
Leslie: Did he do all this just for you?
Ann: No, he just lives like this. He's deeply in debt, but who cares.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 18: "Lucky"
Ann: Uh oh, I know that look.
Tom: She's got the crazy eyes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 15: "Dave Returns"
Tom: I feel like you're embarrassed by me.
Ann: That is accurate.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 14: "Operation Ann"
Ann: It's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic.
• Rating: Unrated
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