Ann Perkins Quotes (Page 4)
Season 4, Episode 1: "I'm Leslie Knope"
Leslie: Do you need to get that?
Ann: No, it's just penises.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "The Bubble"
Leslie: And you have an officemate, his name is Stewart. And he's kind of a grouch.
Ann: I have an officemate?
Stewart: Get these f-ing balloons out of here.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 14: "Road Trip"
Ann: Yeah, I snuck an Al Green song in there. I want them to get together, sue me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Ann, everything you have is too sexy. This is actually the dress Julia Roberts wore as prostitute in Pretty Woman.
Ann: I know I look really good in it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "The Fight"
Ann: Also, I can talk about my qualifications for this position, but first I am gonna go throw up in a waste basket.
Leslie: Would you mind if I joined you?
Ann: Not at all.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 10: "Soulmates"
Leslie: Yellow haired female... likes waffles and news.
Ann: Sexy, well-read blonde... loves the sweeter things in life.
Leslie: Much better.
Ann: Hobbies?
Leslie: Organizing my agenda. Wait, that doesn't sound fun...jammin' on my planner!
Ann: Favorite place?
Leslie: Upstairs there's this mural of wildflowers, and I like to sit on a bench in front of it.
Ann: Really? It could be anywhere in the world: Paris, Hawaii, the Grand Canyon...
Leslie: Nope. Just the bench in front of the mural.
Ann: What about an actual meadow, where wildflowers are?
Leslie: Eww, Ann, I'm scared of bees, mural!
Ann: Okay, what do you think of dogs?
Leslie: Love!
Ann: Cats?
Leslie: Love!
Ann: Fish?
Leslie: Love!
Ann: Turtles?
Leslie: No opinion. They're condescending.
Ann: Describe your ideal man.
Leslie: He's dark and mysterious, and he can sing. And he plays the organ.
Ann: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Harvest Festival"
Donna: Normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I'm gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.
Ann: That's what my mailman said.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Media Blitz"
Ann: Is this right?
Chris: This feels almost perfect, but I don't think your core has maximized elasticity.
April: Okay, umm, I'll come back if you guys are.. being weird.
• Rating: Unrated
Ann: Wow, that's disgusting.
Chris: Yeah, it's very hard to drink.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Ron & Tammy, Part 2"
Ann: I haven't felt this good in years. And it's not just because of the supplements he has me taking and the soluble fiber and the increase in regularity. It's him.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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