Ann Perkins Quotes (Page 9)
Season 2, Episode 3: "Beauty Pageant"
Mark: Maybe you should try and relax. Maybe take one of those Ativans I saw in the medicine cabinet.
Ann: Dude!
Mark: Yeah, I peaked. Also I didn't see any toothpaste. Do you use toothpaste?
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: I don't think I could date someone doesn't share my interests. Could you date someone who doesn't love giving vaccinations?
Ann: I've never dated anyone who's loved giving vaccinations.
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Ann: I'm sorry, you don't think it's weird that my ex-boyfriend lives in a tent in the pit outside my house?
Mark: It's....not....ideal.
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Season 2, Episode 2: "The Stakeout"
Ann: I just want to check one last time that you're okay about this date with Mark.
Leslie: Oh, Ann, I am so fine. As long as you and me are cool. You know my code. Hos before bros. Uteruses before duderuses.
Ann: Got it.
Leslie. Ovaries before bovaries.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Pawnee Zoo"
Ann: [to Andy] I'm happy for you about your job, and that you've learned some new words, but I've made my decision.
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Ann: Andy? After we broke up, he told me he would doing to Kansas to climb mountains. So ... I don't really know where he is.
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Boys Club"
Ann: [on Leslie] Smart woman. Iffy choice in men.
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Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Leslie Knope: Dream with me for a second, Ann: doesn't this neighborhood deserve a first class park? Imagine a shiny new playground with a jungle gym; and swings; pool; tennis courts; volleyball courts; raquetball courts; basketball courts; regulation football field; we can put an ampitheater with 'Shakespeare in the Park'...
Ann Perkins: It's really not that big of a pit.
Leslie Knope: We can do some of those things.
• Rating: Unrated
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