Favorite Annie Wilson Quotes
Annie: Oh my God, will you look at this place? It's like the Oscars and everyone is Scarlet Johansson.
Dixon [checking out some tail]: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Annie: Annie: Face it. Dad's a hypocrite. He tells us not to have sex, but when he was in high school, he got Tracy pregnant. Okay, plus, did you see the way he kept, like, glancing at Mom the entire time? What was she doing, holding his cue cards?
Silver: What's an after school special?
Annie: Google it.
Annie: [Is this skirt] too short?
Silver: Let's just say you're gonna need two hairdos for that outfit.
I've given up. You win. I don't wanna fight anymore. I just want my life back.
Now Dad can't bust me for reading about Jude Law's latest love child instead of writing my Hamlet paper.
Dixon: I don't know what to call her. Mom? Dana? Woman who gave birth to me and doesn't want to talk to me at dinner?
Annie: That last one seems a little long.
Annie: Why don't you just ask him for an explanation?
Naomi: Oh my God! I love living with you!
Annie: Know what they do to rapists in less civilized societies? Snip. Snip.
Naomi: Sounds pretty civilized to me.
I'm sitting here waiting for a guy in a bubble, an impenetrable bubble.
You proposed to me last week and you're already sleeping with somebody else?!
Holly just de-kappa-tated me.
