I am such a gynormous idiot.

Silver: Ethan and Naomi have this thing, they're in a bubble.
Annie: Well, the bubble has popped.

I can't believe you don't think that's a big deal. You were at Chris Brown's birthday! He's such an amazing performer.

He has a jet, Silver. A jet! It's like I'm Pretty Woman, only I'm not a whore.

Ethan: Do you want me to kick his ass? Because I could totally do that for you.
Annie: He'd kill you. But thanks for the thought!

We are both geographically undesirable.

Dixon: This place definitely doesn't suck.
Annie: Welcome to California.

Annie: You sound like a spoiled brat.
Naomi: Well you sounds like a spoiled bitch. And just so we're clear, you're completely disinvited to my birthday party!

Annie: Do you remember what I told you I liked about you the first time we met?
Ethan: That I was frightfully honest.
Annie: Yeah. I'm just wondering what happened to that guy I liked from a couple summers ago. Because this new one is an ass.

Silver: It's not that I dont like her. I hate her. Naomi is the Anti-Christ.
Annie: Well, the Anti-Christ didn't trash me in front of half a million people. You did.

Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.

Teacher: Are you lost?
Annie: Completely.

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