I can't believe we're at our senior prom. When did we get so old?

Are you planning on killing yourself?

Annie: It's a thriller, right?
Marla: Depends on what thrills you, I guess.

Annie: What's Musso & Frank?
Marla: What's Musso & Frank?! You really have a lot to learn.

She makes the Grey Gardens chicks look like Martha Stewart.

You're gonna dance in foam and you're gonna love it.

Emily: It turns out Beverly Hills really isn't for me.
Annie: Yeah, that's a real shame.

I've given up. You win. I don't wanna fight anymore. I just want my life back.

Naomi in the library? The Apocalypse must be upon us.

Annie: Nothing about you is innocent, Emily.
Emily: Who wants to 'single white female' who?

She won't stop until she destroys my entire life!

She's Single White Femaling me!


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.