I can't believe we're at our senior prom. When did we get so old?

Are you planning on killing yourself?

Annie: It's a thriller, right?
Marla: Depends on what thrills you, I guess.

Annie: What's Musso & Frank?
Marla: What's Musso & Frank?! You really have a lot to learn.

She makes the Grey Gardens chicks look like Martha Stewart.

You're gonna dance in foam and you're gonna love it.

Emily: It turns out Beverly Hills really isn't for me.
Annie: Yeah, that's a real shame.

I've given up. You win. I don't wanna fight anymore. I just want my life back.

Naomi in the library? The Apocalypse must be upon us.

Annie: Nothing about you is innocent, Emily.
Emily: Who wants to 'single white female' who?

She won't stop until she destroys my entire life!

She's Single White Femaling me!


I'm very possessive when it comes to balls.


Liam, get over yourself... cuz I did.