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Jeff! It's bad luck to see the graduation before the graduation!

I know you're all wondering how I do it. How do I balance straight A's, extracurriculars, and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?

Abed: I'm the super-villain. I'm emotionless, logical, smarter than everyone else--
Annie: Hey!

Annie: Shirley, I'm speaking for both you and me.
Shirley: Then you might want to teach your mouth to say "we," "our," and "us."

Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Abed:-about to-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??

This is the Jonestown of dinners.

Annie: I lost Abed!
Troy: I told you to never let him out of your sight! That goes double for holidays and wax museums!

Whatevs, we'll take it next semes. Ter. Semester.

Shirley: Now what are you doing?
Annie: He was suffering!
Shirley: Yeah from axe wounds!

Britta: Everything is terrible.
Annie: Have you been watching Dance Moms again?

Greendale has warped me like a Barbie in a microwave!

Diffuse the IED of dishonesty.

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Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.

Troy
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