Jeff! You crafty jack rabbit!

Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.

Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!

Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?

That was a game. This is paintball.

Abed: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie: And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.

Jeff: Don't kid a lawyer.
Annie: Well if I see one, I won't.

I don't want to die in a place like this. People shouldn't die in the same place as People magazines do.

Annie: We know there's no point Jeff, we kinda just felt like feeling it.
Shirley: Yeah Jeff, what are you, Abed? Oh - sorry Abed!

Is she a friend of Ellen?

Annie: I'm... ew, Hector the well-endowed? Abed!
Abed: I didn't know you'd pick one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind.

He's about to get flushed down the toilet in the next scene and he'll be done.

Community Quotes

Britta: I'm a psych major! Words are my weapons!
Security Guard: I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons.

Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.