Jeff! You crafty jack rabbit!

Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.

Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!

Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?

That was a game. This is paintball.

Abed: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie: And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.

Jeff: Don't kid a lawyer.
Annie: Well if I see one, I won't.

I don't want to die in a place like this. People shouldn't die in the same place as People magazines do.

Annie: We know there's no point Jeff, we kinda just felt like feeling it.
Shirley: Yeah Jeff, what are you, Abed? Oh - sorry Abed!

Is she a friend of Ellen?

Annie: I'm... ew, Hector the well-endowed? Abed!
Abed: I didn't know you'd pick one at random. I made that one with Troy in mind.

He's about to get flushed down the toilet in the next scene and he'll be done.

Community Quotes

Enjoy eating fiber and watching The Mentalist.

Troy [to Britta]

Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.

Troy [reading the cake]