Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 12: "Flesh and Blood"
Gibbs: You've been distracted by your father.
Tony: It's that obvious?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: I have to break one of your rules, boss. Number six: never say you're sorry. I let things get out of control in the hotel room.
Gibbs: Ah, it's covered. Rule eighteen.
Tony: Oh, yeah. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. Am I forgiven?
Gibbs: No.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony Sr.: You forget, we took some great vacations together.
Tony: Like the trip to Maui where you left me in a hotel room for two days and I was 12 years old?!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tony: I get it. It must have been tough. Your wife dies and you're left with an eight year old kid, but your solution, Dad, was to warehouse me in boarding schools and summer camps, and half the time I never knew where you were or what you were doing. I needed a closer relationship.
• Rating: Unrated
Tony: I've heard the saying "he got blown out of his shoes", but I never thought I'd see it.
Ducky: Now if the explosion had knocked his socks off, that would be impressive, wouldn't it?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 11: "Ignition"
Ziva: Slow drivers.
Tony: Bad drivers.
Ziva: What is so hard? You go as fast as possible, when something gets in your way, you turn.
Tony: You're quoting Better Off Dead. I told you to watch that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: It's a remote control receiver?
McGee: Yes, it is.
Ziva: What is the range?
McGee: Almost a kilometer.
Tony: I don't speak Canadian. How far is that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "Faith"
Abby: You would make a great Santa.
McGee: I guess you just gotta believe.
Abby: I do believe.
• Rating: Unrated
Tony: I think we've found the entire cast of Hee Haw.
• Rating: Unrated
Ziva: These chocolates are delicious!
Gibbs: Hey, dad. Stop making my team fat.
Ziva: Gibbs, why didn't you tell us your father was coming?
Gibbs: I didn't think he'd actually show. Go ahead, have another one, bubble butt.
Tony: It's my metabolism slowing with age.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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