Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo Quotes (Page 3)
Season 10, Episode 18: "Seek"
Tony: If Vance is waiting for Robin Williams in drag to come floating on some magic umbrella, singing "Do Re Mi", he's going to be waiting a long time.
McGee: Wow Tony, three movie nannies in one reference. That's impressive.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ziva: Anything new on the nanny front?
McGee: Not that I've heard. Vance's search enters its second week.
Tony: Which left his agents feeling like a gaggle of nuns waiting on white smoke from the Vatican chimney.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pitt: My sister's kid. Useless.
Tony: Useless. Well with a name like that, what do you expect?
• Rating: Unrated
Pitt: Me, I'm not the coddling type.
McGee and Tony: We've noticed
• Rating: Unrated
Tony: Mr. Pitt, you sit tight.
Pitt: Sit tight for what? I just said I didn't kill him.
McGee: Until we know that's true, you're still facing a weapons charge.
Tony: Assault with a deadly Dobie.
• Rating: Unrated
Tony: You know, I've been thinking about getting a dog.
Gibbs: He's not a dog. He's a Marine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 10, Episode 17: "Prime Suspect"
Vance: Where is he?
McGee: It's haircut Tuesday, Director Vance.
Tony: Yeah, the bowl should be coming off his head just about now.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Gibbs: You volunteering for that, are you DiNozzo?
Tony: Stripper. Caribbean beach. Is that a trick question?
Gibbs: Behave yourself, Skippy.
Tony: Aye, aye sir.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony [to Ned Dorneget]: What in the name of Brooks Brothers are you wearing? You look exactly like what you are: a pubescent federal agent.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Tony: Couldn't help noticing you're sitting here all alone. I thought maybe you'd want some company?
Melissa: Sure. Your partner won't mind?
Tony: Partner?
Melissa: I assumed you two are a couple. Just... your shirt. So...pink.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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